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(panel 1 - Title in the style of "The Bachelor" logo.) The Plutocrats (panel 2 - Elon Musk holding a rose.) Musk, "With me by your side, my stale bigoted memes will make your rambling diatribes seem funny in comparison." (panel 3 - L.A. Times owner Patrick Soon-Shiong in a burning office.) Soon-Shiong, "I'm so committed to your climate change denial agenda, I'll NEVER publish the reason why my office is burning." (panel 4 - Jeff Bezos with a bouquet of urine bottles.) Bezos, "As a gesture of goodwill, I've prepaid your future ex-wife's alimony." (panel 5 - Marc Andreessen holding a rose.) Andreesen, "Only YOU can appreciate scams like A.I. and crypto." (panel 6 - Mark Zuckerberg staring blankly.) Zuckerberg, "I've supported fascist regimes before, but yours is the only one I truly LOVE."