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Cat: So much of my time is WASTED in mundane tasks and errands / Cat: So I invented buying everything online and having it delivered to my home! And paying people to do my grocery shopping! And my laundry - and drive me around - and I don't have to talk to anyone! / Girl: The incidental labors of everyday life hold us together Cat: So much of my time is WASTED by other people! / Cat: So I invented social media - where I could broadcast to an audience - instead of engaging with people individually - and now I don't have to talk to anyone! / Girl: Our incidental encounters make us a society Cat: I don't have to leave home to watch a movie - I don't have to leave home to get takeout - I don't have to choose what music to listen to - I just say, "Siri! Play music" / Cat: I've eliminated the friction Girl: The friction is the meaning Cat: I got rid of the inefficiencies Girl: The inefficiency is HUMANITY / Cat: and now I can turn my FULL ATTENTION to my GREATEST WORK / Cat: a computer that will talk to me. Phone: FEED ME SEYMOUR