Me: "Hello. I need to ask my son via text message what time he needs picking up from the gym, but I'd like to irritate him by using youth-speak or jive-talk, so please can you convert what I've just asked you to into something that will annoy him? Thank you very much." CJ: "Of course! Here's a youth-speak version of your text: "Yo, my guy, what’s the ETA for the gym pick-up? Hit me back with the deets, fam." That should do the trick!" Me: "Perfection" CJ: "Glad you approve, fam! Go forth and annoy with style."
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