December calendar. 2-6 pretend to work 9-20 don't even pretend anymore all weekends leading up to Christas say you're going to shop for Christmas presents 24 actually shop for Christmas presents 25-30 destroy your body with food and alcohol 31 prepare for the inevitable disappointment of New Year's eve / realize you accomplished absolutely nothing this year.
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