Calvin and Hobbes are going for a walk. Calvin: I'm a great believer in the value of novelty. I say anything *new* is *good" by definition! It can shock, insult or offend me, so long as it doesn't bore me! If you can't give me something new, then repackage the old so it *looks* new! Novelty is all that matters! I won't pay attention if it's not fresh and different! Hobbes: I see why timeless truth doesn't sell. Calvin: Give me a good flash in the pan any day.
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