Screenshot of a social post by '@shadeofmauve' that says: 'I was playing fiddle at a ren faire, and two little girls were really enjoying our set. After quite some time, one of them walked up to me and shyly offered me her tinsel tiara, because she "didn't have any money. And this protects you from trolls!" I said "Thanks, that's really sweet — but what about you? Don't you need protection from trolls? At which point this six-ish-year-old girl whips out her certificate from the axe throwing booth and says "Nah, I'm fine." I still have that tinsel tiara. It's draped over my modem. I figure it'll protect from the most trolls that way.'
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