Pastalm XXIII 1 The Flying Spaghetti Monster is my chef; I shall not want. 2 He maketh me to sit down at full tables: he leadeth me beside the busy kitchens. 3 He restoreth my appetite: he leadeth me in the paths of excellent cuisine for his name's sake. 4 Arr, though I walk through the kitchen of the empty cupboards, I will fear no hunger: for thou art with me; thy noodles and thy meatballs they comfort me. 5 Thou preparest a table before me in the presence of mine enemies: thou anointest my meal with sauce; my platter runneth over. 6 Surely flavor and deliciousness shall follow me all the minutes of my supper: and I will dwell in the dining room of the Flying Spaghetti Monster forever. ~ Platypus Enthusiast
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