a person walks up to another person, sitting on a park bench next to a dog] Person 1: So cute! Person 2: (referring to the dog) This is my daughter jessica. Person 1: Oh you're one of those people that like to pretend their pets are- Person 2: And this is my husband Leonard. [a large, humanoid dog person is standing next to the bench] Leonard: Nice to meet you. [person 1 forcefully smiles while reevaluating their whole understanding of evolution and biology]
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