A pill is phoning a friend about her lazy husband, who's another pill, sitting on a couch, smiling with his eyes closed and his hands clasped around his head. She says, "It's so frustrating, Gwendolyn -- I spend hours reducing fever, pain and inflamation while he does nothing all day. What was I thinking marrying a placebo?"
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