my shitty chungus country blocked Discord, WireGuard (the fucking protocol), SOCKS5, and probably more today. but the government can't beat the nerds in a battle of networking. behold, Network Crimes how did i get it to work? well, that's simple, WireGuard server running on my homeserver -> socat UDP->TCP+SSL proxy -> The Internet -> socat TCP+SSL->UDP proxy (using Termux) -> WireGuard client running on my phone client side: socat UDP-LISTEN:51337,reuseaddr,fork ssl:4.slonk.ing:4080,cert=client.pem,cafile=server.crt,verify=0 server side: socat ssl-l:4080,reuseaddr,fork,cert=server.pem,cafile=client.crt,verify=1 UDP:127.0.0.1:51337 it works flawlessly. i don't care that it's tcp-over-tcp this is all a stupid hack (discord was both IP and DNS blocked, and the protocols were blocked using packet inspection)

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