4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: A praying mantis teacher stands in front of a board labeled "DATE SAFE 101," saying, "Always remember to approach with caution." Panel 2: Two mantis students whisper to each other, with one saying, "Psst... I bet Mr. Meyers is a virgin." Panel 3: The teacher reacts angrily, saying, "Hey! I heard that!" Panel 4: The teacher faces back with a tear in his eyes to the board saying, "I'm a survival genius."
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