4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: A vampire host sits at a desk with a microphone and says, "Welcome to another episode of THE NOCTURNAL INVESTOR!" Panel 2: The vampire continues, "Most investors lack two basic skills: cleverness and patience!" Panel 3: He adds, "I was clever enough to invest $10 in 1792 when the stock market opened. That's worth $22m today!" Panel 4: The vampire finishes with, "I really don't see what Gen-Z is so frustrated about!"
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