Long tumblr post started by charlesberonn July 22 Middle-aged magical girl. She's been defending the Earth since the early 90s and she's very tired. My name is Tominaga Haruka. I was chosen by a magical talking animal, and for the last 29 years I've been Earth's one and only... Wonder-Sparkle Princess. exponentiallygayrobot: she's been fighting the same villains for three decades and they are also tired of it. Most of them aren't giving it their all. Half of them are in a groupchat they've added her to where they schedule their evil plans to make sure they don't interfere with each other, or more importantly, with her Xalkrax the space demon from outer space decided to attack the city when she was taking her vacation time once, and now he's dead, because even the power of friendship and redemption can't save you if you interrupt her rare vacations charlesoberonn: Demon Queen Eluria: Gonna fill the city people's hearts with hatred on thursday to cause mayhem and discord. Wonder-Sparkle Princess: Can't, got a PTA meeting. Eluria: Friday? Princess: A birthday party. Eluria: Damn. How about I fill just the mayor's heart with hatred then? Princess: That'd be redundant, lol. Maybe fill his heart with a desire to fix the fucking potholes?! Eluria: LMFAO love you, bitch. Stay strong. Princess: You too gurl. How's the husband, still dead? eluria: Yep, thanks for that, btw. Princess: Don't mess with my time off :p

Long tumblr post started by charlesberonn July 22 Middle-aged magical girl. She's been defending the Earth since the early 90s and she's very tired. My name is Tominaga Haruka. I was chosen by a magical talking animal, and for the last 29 years I've been Earth's one and only... Wonder-Sparkle Princess. exponentiallygayrobot: she's been fighting the same villains for three decades and they are also tired of it. Most of them aren't giving it their all. Half of them are in a groupchat they've added her to where they schedule their evil plans to make sure they don't interfere with each other, or more importantly, with her Xalkrax the space demon from outer space decided to attack the city when she was taking her vacation time once, and now he's dead, because even the power of friendship and redemption can't save you if you interrupt her rare vacations charlesoberonn: Demon Queen Eluria: Gonna fill the city people's hearts with hatred on thursday to cause mayhem and discord. Wonder-Sparkle Princess: Can't, got a PTA meeting. Eluria: Friday? Princess: A birthday party. Eluria: Damn. How about I fill just the mayor's heart with hatred then? Princess: That'd be redundant, lol. Maybe fill his heart with a desire to fix the fucking potholes?! Eluria: LMFAO love you, bitch. Stay strong. Princess: You too gurl. How's the husband, still dead? eluria: Yep, thanks for that, btw. Princess: Don't mess with my time off :p
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