A boy is on his home's doorsteps playing with a slinky spring. His parents are looking at him through the glass door. His mother says, "He won't go to school. He won't talk to his friends. He barely eats. Our son's addicted to that slinky, Greg! What do we do?!" His father replies to her, "I don't know, Anne, but a 12-step programme is just gonna make him more addicted!"
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