Animated video with in-game sounds from Fallout: New Vegas. New Vegas Strip looking toward The TOPS casino and the Lucky 38. Holding Lucky revolver with pearl grips and gucci logo. Menu opens and Mojave Drip Radio is selected. Go to Aid menu, page down through Jack and Coke, Jet, Xanax, Lean, Nangs, Med-X. Select lean, bring up first-person animation of drinking from a vault 13 canteen. Status effect displayed "You take a sip from your trusty Vault 13 lean canteen". Heavy bass boosted trap remix of Dean Martin's Ain't That a Kick in the Head fades up. Hooking up a Jet canister to a power armor hose and ultra hot boxing yourself, bong sound, smoke pouring from the armor's insectine eyes. Getting zonked to the max and shooting some lasers. Camera shows vault boy wearing fresh nikes, gold grill, helios chain, face tattoos read "69 always tired". Flash to a cowboy-hat-wearing vault boy in a spiffy red car, two bikini-clad ncr troopers in combat helmets washing the car with audible squeaks. Final scene cuts to New Vegas Strip, dripped out NCR trooper wearing neck gaiter, pith helmet, supreme undershirt, "by any means necessary" northface bubblegoose, hands clasped at their waist. Subtitles read (and they say): Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuke-u-lar winter.

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