At school, the teacher asks Calvin to leed the class in the pledge of allegiance. Calvin goes into a panic, "No! What did the Supreme Court decided about that? Is this a prayer? Don't you have to read me my rights? I don't keep up with this stuff! I'm just a kid! I'm only here because my parents make me go! I don't want to be a test case! I don't even know what court district I'm in! Call on someone else!" He gets sent to the Principal and sighs, "I can't believe it's not even 8:15 yet."
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