A round cake is topped with a thick layer of glossy chocolate icing, creating a melting effect. The cake appears to be slightly damaged, with a section broken off. It is placed on a white plate on a table.

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   Chuck Jordan (sasquatchergeneral@idlethumbs.social)'s status on Monday, 26-Aug-2024 16:25:40 JST Chuck Jordan

   I don’t want to brag, but I think I just made the most absolute dogshit cake that has ever been created. Pretty much everything that could go wrong did go wrong, from the cake sticking to the pan, to it breaking into pieces, to the “frosting” failing to ever get past liquid stage.

   PS If you’re thinking “looks horrible but probably tastes good,” hold off on that, since to try and get the frosting thicker, I just kept adding more and more powdered sugar.

   Don’t come to the castle, Mario!