Diagram: A mustard plant labeled Brassica oleracea with arrows extending to its artifically selected children, with appropriate illustrations for each: Selection for terminal buds: Cabbage Selection for lateral buds: brussels sprouts Selection for stem: Kohlrabi Selection for leaves: Kale Selection for stems and flower: Broccoli Selection for flower clusters: Cauliflower Added caption: "Ladies, get you a fella who can do it all"
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