A head shot of an animated woman with "40-year-old gf" above her head surrounded by words: "'I'm not on TikTok" "doesn't judge your habits (but encourages you to be healthy)" "I love you, but I really need to go to bed" "naps regularly" "says things like 'gibbed' and 'telefrag'" "cooks" "I'm too old for this" "still has her NES/SNES" "misses BBSs" "knows a place for whatever you need" "calls you 'dear' and 'darling'" "wants to show you a cool DOOM mod" "is flattered you find her pretty" "homebody" "loves doting on you" "finds your passions endearing and adorable" "actually pretty well-adjusted (has worked on her problems)" "kinkier than you (?!) "You need to save your money, let me buy that for you!" "literal MILF" "been online since before you were born" "surprisingly insatiable" "I don't care if your place is a mess, lemme help you clean" "nostalgic" "I only use facebook because I have to!" "appreciates internet humor (but needs references explained to her)" "impressive concert shirt collection" "knits"
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