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   Jenny (tiamat271@mastodon.online)'s status on Monday, 05-Aug-2024 06:56:50 JST Jenny

   Today, I invented 2 new Olympic sports that already exist. My partner and I watching table tennis:

   M: I like when they play far from the table. They should encourage that more. Of course they’d have to raise the net to accommodate more power. And make the ball bigger so it’s easier to see. And use bigger paddles to easier hit the bigger ball. Maybe with webbing instead of solid wood so it doesn’t get too heavy? That would be a fun new sport.
   P: (sigh)…you’ve just invented #tennis. 🙄

   #Olympics