Will Ferrell as Alex Trebeck during a Saturday Night Live Jeopardy skit. He's putting his hand out, shaking it, and saying "No, no, no, no. Please stop."

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   David Nathanson (d_j_nathanson@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 03-Aug-2024 07:49:05 JST David Nathanson

   It’s #STFUfriday!

   When cops ask you questions, ask for a lawyer and then STFU:

   - I am not discussing how I’m doing or where I’m going.

   - Am I free to leave?

   - I am not answering any questions.

   - If they ask to search anything: "I do not consent to a search."

   - I want to speak to a lawyer.

   It's hard to say no to someone in authority. Practice makes perfect. "No, I don't want to answer questions. I want a lawyer." STFU.