Color drawing of realistic carpenter ants with little hard hats and tools. One says "hey bay-be" the other says "wow we"

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   myrmepropagandist (futurebird@sauropods.win)'s status on Tuesday, 30-Jul-2024 23:48:32 JST myrmepropagandist

   Signs you have carpenter ants

   1. keep finding tiny tools
   2. city sends a very tiny permit to affix to baseboard
   3. try to move a book and are told “keep this entrance clear, ma’am” because of the “cement delivery coming later”
   4. Your dish rack is dismantled “because it’ll be cheaper to rebuild from scratch”
   5. no room on the dresser due to like 85 tiny pickups illegally parked there
   6. husband keeps hearing high pitched wolf whistles when exiting shower

   (my new drawing for this PSA)