Guy riding a bicycle meme: 1) (riding the bike) Microsoft: oh look, a Crowdstrike driver that runs anything is fed on a sysfile, let's sign it! 2) (putting stick on the front wheel while riding) Crowdstrike: ships buggy sysfile 3) (fell on the ground) Microsoft: it's EU's fault that Windows allows Crowdstrike to use our APIs!
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