Clippy on the Microsoft Blue Screen of Death saying in a cheery Comic Sans "Hi! It looks like your corporate overlords decided to put all their eggs in one crappy basket and everything's gone evern more to shit than usual. Would you like to reinstall the entire system? And some small text that has a scancode (yeah, on the offchance it does something, don't scan that shit) with an ascii shrug and the words "For more information about this issue and fixes, punch a bank manager" and "if you call a support person, give them this info: stopcode: DUUUUDE the fuck? (don't do that tho. Every support person on the planet is probly having a real bad day. Send em some nice flowers or some shit instead)
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