In 1966, the original confrontational TV host (who had a wooden leg) named Joe Pyne interviewed Frank Zappa. Right off the bat in his usual aggressive, insulting way, Pyne asks: "So, Frank, you have long hair. Does that make you a woman?" Zappa snapped back: "So, Joe, you have a wooden leg. Does that make you a table?"
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