Not how I expected him to come back but okay. Screenshot of Uber receipt: Uber Message from Christ: I have arrived. now Uber 1m ago, Arriving Soon Christ is arriving soon in a Hyundai Elantra (7VSJ164). After arriving, they'll wait 2 minutes before charges begin for their time.
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