a screenshot of a calculator thing designed to tell you whether a name is a “dog name” or a “human name” with a sliding scale going from “More dog” on the left to “More human” on the right. It declares that Pippa is a dog name, and that in a stadium of 100,000 people and 100,000 dogs, 26 dogs and 0 people would be called Pippa. As a human named Pippa I take issue with this! (I am mostly joking)
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