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#FaggotTourney Quarterfinals, Match 1:

@judgedread
vs.
@PonyPanda

Comments on Judge Dread:
"Is self explanatory. Boomer ex-cop, atheist, GOP armchair analyst, and his life revolves around consooming. He spends all day posting "woke Disney is so bad" type essays. Nigga. Who the fuck cares. He once spent 3 days filling the timeline with a series of essays on how he would "fix" the Disneyland Starwars Galaxy's Edge rides. And he thinks he's smart for doing this. Mega cringe!" - @lonestarr

Yes, after a relatively uneventful opening where Judge Dread ABSOLUTELY DESTROYED his competition, we're here - the tournament favorite, with as many nominations as the second two competitors combined! Judge Dread is basically the posterboy for "Gab refugee who cannot and will not assimilate to fedi culture properly." If you're here, you're probably blocked by him. Don't worry about him being tagged in every post here: he won't see a single one of them! his 31-11 victory set the standard for the rest of the tournament: a truly jawdropping 20 vote gap between him and the ironclad internet rule that "OP is a faggot."

Comments on PonyPanda:
"Thugposting isn't gay." - @PonyPanda
"...he likes BBC posting..." @Doll

On the flip side, PonyPanda has just recently knocked one of Dread's crew out of the tournament - in a narrower battle, with far lower turnout, a measly 16-9. Will PonyPanda's absolutely brilliant strategy of shutting the fuck up for half a week keep him from moving forward in this tournament, or will he jump in to the thread and post gay nigger asshole again? This match is PonyPanda's to lose, folks!

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