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Panel 1: (A crypto nerd's imagination) A: this laptop's encrypted. Let's build a million-dollar cluster to crack it. B: no good! It's 4096-bit RSA! A: blast! Our evil plan is filled! Panel 2: (What would actually happen) A: His laptop's encrypted. Drug him and hit him with this $5 wrench until he tells us the password. B: got it.

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Panel 1: (A crypto nerd's imagination) A: this laptop's encrypted. Let's build a million-dollar cluster to crack it. B: no good! It's 4096-bit RSA! A: blast! Our evil plan is filled! Panel 2: (What would actually happen) A: His laptop's encrypted. Drug him and hit him with this $5 wrench until he tells us the password. B: got it.
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Heath Borders (heathborders@hachyderm.io)'s status on Thursday, 23-May-2024 22:02:29 JST Heath Borders
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@mhoye change the xkcd cartoon from govt agents beating someone with a wrench to an abusive husband beating someone with a wrench, and maybe these sheltered nerds will believe it.
https://xkcd.com/538/

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