(panel 1 - Title in the style of RFK Jr.'s campaign logo.) Kennedy/Brain Worm (panel 2 - A worm exiting RFK Jr.'s ear.) worm, "PSST! Hey, buddy! Maybe it's the mercury poisoning talking, but we should run for president!" (panel 3 - The worm whispering into the same ear.) worm, "And we'll do it as a third party spoiler. Real WORM behavior!" (panel 4 - The worm panicked as RFK. Jr. sucks a tube of Ivermectin dewormer.) worm, "No! That quack cure will kill me!" (panel 5 - The worm in its death throes.) worm, "ACCKKKK! One request, before I ... DIE ..." (panel 6 - The worm coiled around a meat thermometer.) worm, "Become a food safety skeptic. You've done so much for viruses already. Help us parasites out."
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