It's my honor today to deliver the commencement address for this incredible student body. The class of 2024 is like no other in the short history of our nascent profession. As you enter the workforce full of hopes and ideas, we will watch you from the sidelines, anxiously waiting to utter the timeless advice "I told you so" as you hit the unsurmountable obstacles of the corporate world. Class of 2024, you are entering a cybersecurity world that can only be described as a shit show. You will be underpaid, overworked, laid off, not taken seriously, seen as a nuisance and a roadblock, only to look around and realize that you' re getting paid $80k/year while the moron who runs the show is making $500k to go to RSAC and post on LinkedIn.
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