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   Erik Uden 🍑 (erikuden@mastodon.de)'s status on Tuesday, 10-Sep-2024 21:24:03 JST Erik Uden 🍑

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   My Stats for Today

   Water intake: 10 (glasses, two tea, two compound)
   10:30 - 10:54 headache (3/10)
   14:20 - 15:30 headache (6/10)
   20:20 - 20:58 headache (7/10)

   My Notes for Today

   00:14
   I just realized what a full day is ahead of me! 21 blood samples? 85 appointments in total? Also the first time I'm taking the wonder drug! When I'll wake up in 6 hours I'm gonna have an interesting day. It'll be hard recording much, so I thought I'd post the schedule ahead of time. I'm excited for what's to come tomorrow!

   00:28
   Was texting and laid my phone on the telemetry device. It REALLY didn't like that and a nurse came to ask what was going on. It must've given really weird readings, as she was scared about my health. I was told to put the device further away from my phone. Lol.

   02:14
   I moved in a weird way and must've accidentally unplugged the temeletry device, so they came to me and replugged it. Busy night!

   08:02
   I woke up way too early! I only had a intravenous catheter check earlier today, but for some reason I decided to stay awake when I woke up at ~06:10. I could've slept until ~07:10. However, I'm wide awake out of excitement for the compound we'll take for the first time today! It is administered as a drink and we'll have to stop drinking anything for two hours after that! What will it taste like? What will I feel? What if I have crazy symptoms and later it turns out I had the placebo?

   09:04
   Y'all, the intravenous catheter / cannula didn't work, they needed to use a needle for the first four blood samples anyway! I got a warming flask to heat up my arm so it works the next time (hopefully). It worked this morning when they checked it haha.

   09:37 (written afterwards)
   The anticipation in the room was astounding. I was the first patient to receive the compound as part of our study, the fifth of its kind. From 67 people on planet earth, I was number 68 to ever receive it (or a placebo). After finishing my very controlled breakfast, I came to this room, from one appointment to the next, the energy could be felt in the room. I sat down to lie down on my bed, Doctors and assistants hurdling to note things down, put everything in place, give each other assuring looks, then one moment to the next, at exactly 09:39:30 it went dead silent. Everyone was just waiting for these final 30 seconds to pass. The tone shift seemed only odd to me, who made pointed out the silence, which was only followed by more silence. Waiting patiently for the glowing red digital clock to show the right value. Everything was going according to schedule today. At 09:39:55 a doctor took the specific ampoule with my name and number on it, opened it, and handed it to me at exactly 09:40:00. Before this they explained how I'm supposed to drink it (drink all the liquid inside the glass, they'll refill the glass with water once more which I'll then drink again, followed by drinking a glass of water, followed by a water fast).

   I wondered how the liquid would taste. I chugged it down in one go and...

   09:44
   I just took the compound for the first time. It had no taste, I think. The water tasted “metallic” or rather had the absence of a taste? Like water without any minerals. Sterilized water. However, it had no taste I can report. Let's see what will happen to me. This drug does something to the same receptors cannabis works on, so maybe it'll be like a trip? We'll see. Wish me luck!

   09:49 (written afterwards
   All the doctors and assistants disappeared one after the other! Once I had taken the medicine, only the regular personal in the room watched over me. I think that was okay. I guess they know not much would happen.

   10:15
   I feel interesting. Very tipsy. Haha. I also laughed a lot. Maybe my mind is just making up things because I think this is like weed. Very funny.

   10:54
   It's a psyop. I don't feel anything. These edibles ain't shit.

   To be continued...