news headline: Red Lobster eyes bankruptcy option after $11M in losses from endless shrimp Good Morning America • 1d
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(secret billionaire meeting)
WALGREENS CEO: ok so the vote passes, whenever we fuck up we blame shoplifters and minimum wage increases, right?
LOWES CEO: yep
TARGET CEO: got it
RED LOBSTER CEO (in the corner shoveling shrimp into mouth): mmhmm
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