Microsoft software engineer when Teams takes 5 minutes to start and freezes mid-call: Bart Simpson as a blind person with sunglasses and a stick. Microsoft software engineer when SSH login starts taking 0.5 seconds: Bart Simpson with a giant spy-glass.
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