Jac Rayner writes: Dear Amazon, | bought a toilet seat because | needed one. Necessity, not desire. | do not collect them.| am not a toilet seat addict. No matter how temptingly you email me, I'm not going to think, oh go on then, just one more toilet seat, I'll treat myself.
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