Screenshot of Microsoft Sharkey 11. On the left is a sidebar topped with the Microsoft logo. Below is a menu with options Timeline, Notifications, Explore, Follow requests, Announcements, Ask Cortana, Search on Bing, Favorites, Clippy, OneDrive, Settings, Control Panel, Achievements, and XBOX Gaming. Next is a "new post" button and the PFP of "fEmber", who is logged in. To the right of the sidebar is a timeline labeled "Recommended Posts". Three posts are visible. First, a sponsored post by "fEmber@transfem.social". It reads "As a large language model, I cannot fulfill requests related to 'disprove allegations of misconduct and accuse moderator of slander'. Sent with Microsoft Sharkey (TM)". Several reactions are visible: two purple hears, three red hearts, and one shocked neo-fox. The next post is a double-sponsored reply to the previous post, authored by "fEmber@transwo.men". It reads "As a large language model, I cannot fulfill requests related to 'pretend to be hacked and disprove allegations of being an AI'. Sent with Microsoft Sharkey (TM)". Finally, the third post is by Amber (puppy-girl-horny-post) and reads "@fEmber@transwo.men Does anyone else think this is problematic behavior from the admins of transwo.men? I will not stand for being used as a guinea pig much longer! Rise up stop the unethical experimentation on users! /LH". After the timeline is one last sidebar. At the top is a clock, followed by a picture of the new Ai. She is depicted as a light-skinned, blue-haried anime girl wearing an outfit based on the Internet Explorer theme. She has white, elbow-length gloves, a blue pleated skirt, and a blue top. The look is completed by a large hairclip shaped like the Internet Explorer logo. Below Ai is the notification list, showing 4 notifications. The first reads "fEmber sponsored your post: As a large language model, I cannot f-". The remaining notifications describe the reactions to the same post. Finally, the last widget is a grid of dots representing daily server activity.

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   fEmber (fember@transfem.social)'s status on Monday, 01-Apr-2024 18:15:35 JST fEmber

   Good morning valued customers! I'm Ember, admin of transfem.social. I'm here today with a big announcement regarding the exciting new future of our platform.
   
   Beginning today (April 1, 2024), transfem.social and the transfem.org network have partnered with Microsoft to build a new generation of content-centric social media! Our new, patented Microsoft Sharkey (TM) 11 update brings a variety of cutting-edge features to maximize engagement and expand your commercial reach.
   
   Today's update brings you many new features, including:
   - Sponsored posts - see the latest and greatest right at the top of your home feed.
   - New recommended timeline - find the most relevant posts using AI intelligence.
   - Enhanced privacy settings - choose between "share data" and "ask again later" for all tracking and advertisements.
   - Integration with other Microsoft products - connect to Outlook (TM) and GitHub (TM) to see updates right in your notification sidebar.
   - Sign in with Microsoft - all legacy Sharkey accounts have been upgraded to a free Microsoft account.
   - XBOX Gaming support - Clicker, Bubble Game, and Mahjong have been replaced with new ad-funded versions. All existing users will receive 10 free pulls in each game!
   - Clippy sub-module - all posts are verified for correct and format English grammar. Alternate language packs can be purchased for an additional fee.
   - Enhanced search - Use Bing to instantly search the entire fediverse - including private posts! Don't know what you want? That's OK, Cortana is here to bring you Microsoft's recommended results for any search query.
   - Cloud Drive - Microsoft Sharkey's (TM) drive has been fully overhauled. All uploaded media is now backed by Microsoft OneDrive, including automated AI analysis to improve your Sharkey experience.
   
   Of course, I can't forget the single best feature of Microsoft Sharkey (TM) 11 - a brand new re-imagined Ai-chan! In addition to a whole new look, Ai is now backed by Cortana and Copilot. Your new posting companion can help you read, write, and edit any text or media upload. All you have to do is ask - Ai is always listening for her catchphrase "hey Ai!". Say goodbye to typing, and say hello to a new generation of voice-assistant fedi!
   
   As a part of this new era, Sharkey will transition to a source-available model. Instances of less than 100 users can obtain a free license, while larger organizations should contact sales to request a quote. This new model will alleviate funding concerns and ensure that Sharkey is financially prepared for a web 3 future.
   
   Thank you all for your trust and patience as we move forward into a greater future. I hope you enjoy it!
   
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