Me (having a mental break): "The CIA is trying to kill my cat." Therapist: "If that was true don't you think your cat would be dead?" My cat: [illustration of a fat gray cat dressed in green army fatigues with medals everywhere, a green cap with stars on it, and a cigar in its mouth--looking a lot like Fidel Castro]
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