Two space aliens looking through telescopes at a vampire standing in the window of a distant castle at night. The first alien is looking through a direct refraction telescope and says, "Let's not abduct that guy. He looks like a Vampire!" The second alien is looking through a reflector telescope and asks, "What guy?"
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