TEACHER: Yes, Calvin? CALVIN: [banging fist on table] Is "desk" masculine? Is "chair" feminine? Foreign kids know, but we don’t! No wonder we can’t compete in a global market! I demand sex education! [pause] CALVIN: I wonder if her doctor knows she mixes all those medications.
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