A chalk board, written in various fonts, "NO HIPSTERS! Don't be coming IN HERE WITH YOUR HAIRY FACES, VEGAN DIETS, TINY FEET, AND SAWDUST BEDDING! NO, WAIT... that's hamsters NO HAMSTERS!"
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