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Hello there, Hope this email finds you well! My name is Giulia, and I work as PR manager for [redacted]. I have come across your website and I think it will be a perfect match for my client. I am highly interested in having a few stories live. I am emailing as I would like to understand if you'd be interested in having an article live and what your fees are. Thank you for your attention, Giulia

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Hello there, Hope this email finds you well! My name is Giulia, and I work as PR manager for [redacted]. I have come across your website and I think it will be a perfect match for my client. I am highly interested in having a few stories live. I am emailing as I would like to understand if you'd be interested in having an article live and what your fees are. Thank you for your attention, Giulia
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Paul Cantrell (inthehands@hachyderm.io)'s status on Friday, 23-Feb-2024 03:11:20 JST Paul Cantrell

PRO TIP: If you are sending cold marketing emails to people who are almost as excited about deleting them as they are about not getting them in the first place, make sure you remember to actually state •what the hell you’re asking for•.
Yes, I can infer what they mean — DO NOT explain in my replies — but the vagueness of this email still cracks me up. Their head is so far up the butt of their employer they’ve forgotten that “having a story live” is in-job jargon, meaningless to their reader.

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