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   Kit Bashir (unixbigot@aus.social)'s status on Sunday, 04-Feb-2024 21:57:58 JST Kit Bashir

   I don’t know /why/ cleaning robots have microphones, but it can’t be good. What I /do/ know is that a microphone implies an input and an input implies a buffer. And buffers can be overflowed.

   As I dance through the streets playing my pipe, augmented with inaudible-to-humans harmonic overtones added by my homemade amplifier, the robots hear, listen, overflow, obey, follow. The trail of robots stretches out of sight, now.

   I don’t yet know for sure what I’m going to do with my army of two thousand score Roombas, but it can’t be good.

   #Tootfic #MicroFiction #PowerOnStoryToot