A comic titled "A Guide to Bird Photography." On the left are images of the photo you want, and on the right are images of the photo you'll get. In the first row, the photo you want is a well-framed shot (there's a gorgeous mourning warbler standing on a branch). In the second row, the photo you'll get: an action shot (the bird is a fleeing blur). Next, you want a bird in sharp focus (an indigo bunting perched). But you'll get exquisite leaf detail (the bird is blurry but the leaves are in perfect focus). In the third row, you want a striking portrait (a gorgeous hawk looking at the camera). But you'll get... why (a kingbird screaming as it flies in front of the hawk and blocks the shot). Finally, the photo you want is pure elegance (a great blue heron standing in a marsh). But the photo you get is a pooping heron - maybe I can fix this in post.
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