Panel 1: Title says 2nd January 2024. Four people in a Standup meeting. The leader says "Here we go! First Standup of the new year! You go first, Derek." Panel 2: Derek says "Yesterday I was stuffing leftover mince pies into my face and falling asleep on the sofa watching back-to-back James Bond films. Today i'm going to spend at least 4 hours trying to figure out what I was doing this time 2 weeks ago. No blockers." Panel 3: The man next to him says "Yesterday I got shitfaced in a nightclub and woke up this morning in a strange flat cuddling a poodle. Today i'm going to take copious amounts of co-codamol and pretend I remember what I do for a living. Blockers: my bastard pulsating head." Panel 4: The last man says "I plead the fifth". The leader looks annoyed and says "Welcome back everyone".
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