Convo which reads Friend: I'm going to order it for you now as a Christmas present. Me: Oh my god no don't get me presents I will die of guilt. That is very kind of you to offer though Him: OK it's not a present I am sending you a very small book out of spite. You are not allowed to enjoy it.
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