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katy-l-wood Me: | need a library card, but | just moved so | don’t have an ID with my address or any mail with it. Librarian: -slides me a blank library postcard- Write your address on this like it would be mailed to you. Me: Sure? Librarian: -takes it back- Great! Now we have mail with your address on it! Me: ...does it really work that way? Librarian: the rules don’t say it DOESN’T work that way. Here’s your new library card! % cronchyiceboi Librarians are the most dangerous magic users because they can aquire infinite knowlege “There actually isn’t a rule that says | can’t cast this spell. | checked.” “Which book?” “ALLOF THEM”