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[two white men in suits in an office setting] Bob: so how do I query the database? Jim: it's not a database! it's a key/value store! Bob: OK, it's not a database. How do I query it? Jim: You write a map/reduce function in Erlang! Bob: Did you just tell me to go fuck myself? Jim: I believe I did, Bob

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[two white men in suits in an office setting] Bob: so how do I query the database? Jim: it's not a database! it's a key/value store! Bob: OK, it's not a database. How do I query it? Jim: You write a map/reduce function in Erlang! Bob: Did you just tell me to go fuck myself? Jim: I believe I did, Bob
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tech? no! man, see... (technomancy@icosahedron.website)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Nov-2023 08:45:43 JST tech? no! man, see...
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@brennen strong runner-up contender tho is this one, on account of its endless applicability in software

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