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   Luke Kanies (lkanies@hachyderm.io)'s status on Wednesday, 01-Nov-2023 18:44:26 JST Luke Kanies

   Dear Abby: my teenagers have three friends staying over tonight. Their teachers are on strike tomorrow, so there is no school.

   It’s only 12:19am, but they’re all quiet and seem to be asleep.

   Is there something wrong with them? Are they… not listening to enough punk? Is their D&D game just not exciting enough? Do I need to buy them the latest VR headset? Are their phones too slow?

   Signed,
   Worried Father