A witch is doing Open Mic night, they're on a stage holding a microphone, curtains to the side of them. They're wearing a pointy hat, skull necklace, and holding a broom. They've got an eyepatch and big earrings on. "Now I've been married to a wizard for years and years. One day he ups and tells me he wants a DIVORCE. Says he doesn't feel like the same man I married anymore. I says, that's right, you don't! And you better straighten up and fly right if you want me to give you the antidote."
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