An imagined conversaion in text , characters are "Me" (me) and "SS" (spooky shopkeeper): Me: Oh wow, this shop has everything my heart desires! SS: yes, I will warn you ... every item comes with a price. Me: yes, I know how shops work. SS: The price may be more than you expect to pay. Me: yes, I know how US taxes work, too. Shopkeeper, increasingly exasperated: I'm trying to tell you that I'm evil and offering these wares with no regard to the harm they will do! Me, also increasingly exasperated: yes, I know how capitalism works, too.
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